Tuesday, September 8, 2009

5 Random Thoughts

Have you ever seen a person who only tucks their shirt in on the front side? This should be called the mullet tuck (business in the front, party in the back).

What is the purpose of twice baked potatoes? Why can't they just be cooked all the way the first time?

Why do gas stations always ad 99 tenths of a cent to the price of gas?

Why is the inventor of the Snuggie rich because he/she marketed wearing a robe backwards? Will I be rich if I invent a fleece hat that you can wear backwards?Obviously, I would have to give it a ridiculous name.

Why are they called Bee stings? For some people they are stings, for others they are near death experiences. Calling it a bee sting because in the best case scenario it stings is like a calling death a nap because you might get resuscitated.

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